Michael Komarck - A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
the ASOIAF Wiki is full of these and I LOVE it
That illustration of Sansa building Winterfell from the snow is my absolute favorite ASOIAF illustration of all time.
If you snuck in my room I would:
-  Go back to sleep
-  Kick you out
-  Cuddle with you
-  Be like wtf?
-  Let you sleepover
-  Beat your ass
-  Sexy timeIf you kissed me I would:
-  Kiss you back
-  Smile & laugh
-  Be shocked
-  Slap you
-  Cute
-  Adorable
-  Pretty
-  Beautiful
-  Okay
-  Sexy
-  Hotass Motherfucker
-  Ew
-  Smash
-  Pass
This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry…
men’s pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women’s pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women’s pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.
THE NOTES ON THIS
because i can’t stress this enough. this is why i don’t let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said “women’s pants are labeled by voodoo.”
so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT
- Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
- Skin: Do you tan easily?
- Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
- Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
- Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
- Tongue: What was in your last meal?
- Windpipe: Do you sing?
- Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
- Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
- Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
- Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
- Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
- Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
- Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
- Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
- Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
- Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
- Back: Are you a virgin?
- Hips: Do you like to dance?
- Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
- Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
- Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?